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At long last, the year is over. Mary Poppins returned to the big screen in time for the holidays, and Dick Cheney has arrived to join her. You win some, you lose some, right?
Looking back at 2018, we realized it was an exceptional year for movies. A crazy one, too. From puppets and pet poop to robot sex and duck races, the best cinematic details were, as always, the smallest ones. So, without a hint of reverence for the medium we adore, we racked our memories to think of the scenes, characters, chainsaws and Fabergé eggs that stood out in unexpected ways. Here, briefly, are some superlatives to cap off another thrilling, wonderful, ridiculous year at the multiplex.
Best three-word line delivery
“That’s the job.” ― Angela Bassett, “Mission: Impossible – Fallout”
Best minivan chase sequence
Maura Tierney and Timothée Chalamet, “Beautiful Boy”
Best naked martial arts performance
Angriest Coke-can toss
Blake Lively, “A Simple Favor”
Best-laid wig
Dakota Johnson, “Suspiria”
Best unevenly matched chainsaw fight
RLJE Films
Best movie about Debra Messing using FaceTime
Best comparison of semen to “Mountain Dew or Diet Coke or what have you”
Denis O’Hare, “Private Life”
Best poolside murder set to “Total Eclipse of the Heart”
“The Strangers: Prey at Night”
Best line from a movie that’s also the title of the movie
“Boy! It’s a wild life! A wild life!” ― “Wildlife”
Best performance by a terrier (tie, because they are the same dog)
Olivia, “Widows” / Olivia, “Game Night”
Most enviable animal-print ensemble (tie)
Michelle Williams, “I Feel Pretty” / Charlyne Yi, “Second Act”
STXfilms
Eddie Murphy Achievement In Multiple Prosthetic-Heavy Performances
Tilda Swinton, “Suspiria”
Best Tom Waits monologue about hating Christmas
“The Old Man & the Gun”
Best old man and a gun
Tom Waits, “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs”
Best screen duo (tie)
Kayla and the sauce boy, “Eighth Grade” / Julia Roberts and Lucas Hedges, “Ben Is Back” / Jack-Jack and Edna Mode, “Incredibles 2” / Natalie Portman and her alien doppelgänger, “Annihilation” / Letitia Wright and “What are those?!,” “Black Panther”
Tallest reminder that Oprah is, in fact, larger than life
Sexiest implied robot hookup
Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Donald Glover, “Solo: A Star Wars Story”
Disney
Best pet poop (tie)
“Can You Ever Forgive Me?” / “Roma”
Best quest to steal a Fabergé egg before Michael C. Hall finds it, because who hasn’t been there, am I right?
Best “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie
Best acknowledgment that Kevin Bacon is one of Earth’s mightiest heroes
“Avengers: Infinity War”
Best singalong set to the ’90s anthem “What’s Up” by 4 Non Blondes
Chloë Grace Moretz, “The Miseducation of Cameron Post”
Grooviest dance movies (tie)
Rachel Weisz and Joe Alwyn, “The Favourite” / Juliette Binoche, “Let the Sunshine In” / Leslie Mann trying to “be cool” at prom, “Blockers”
Best delivery of the line “Be still, my beating vagina”
Christine Baranski, “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again”
Universal Pictures
Best dumpling content (tie)
“Crazy Rich Asians” / “Bao” (runner-up: “Dumplin’”)
Strangest rant about Bánh mì sandwiches
Best hand-held food (tie)
Tilda Swinton’s chicken wings, “Suspiria” / Viggo Mortensen’s folded pizza, “Green Book”
Worst hand-held food, if only because the movie is so bad
Sam Rockwell’s chicken wings, “Vice”
Rudest hand-held food
Bradley Cooper smashing a cream-cheese bagel in Lady Gaga’s face, “A Star Is Born”
Best birds (tie)
“Hereditary” / “Bohemian Rhapsody” / “The Favourite”
A24/Fox
Sparkliest diamond-encrusted tortoise
Biggest sensory assault
Most glamorous puke
Anne Hathaway, “Ocean’s 8”
Coolest teenage bedrooms (tie)
“To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before” / “Love, Simon”
Netflix/Fox
Best puppets
“Won’t You Be My Neighbor?”
Worst puppets
“The Happytime Murders”
Best rock-star manager
Sam Elliott, “A Star Is Born”
Worst rock-star manager
NEON
Quietest place (tie)
Everywhere not near a waterfall, “A Quiet Place” / Glenn Close’s silent rage, “The Wife”
Best white voice (tie)
Danny Glover and Lakeith Stanfield, “Sorry to Bother You” / John David Washington, “BlacKkKlansman”
Best use of a chalkboard
Kyle Chandler writing “MOON” so we’d understand the astronauts’ travel plans, “First Man”
Strongest cocktail (tie)
Ethan Hawke’s Pepto-Bismol and whiskey, “First Reformed” / Mary-Louise Parker’s vodka, “Red Sparrow” / Whatever Robert Zemeckis was imbibing when he made “Welcome to Marwen”
“From Justin to Kelly” Award for “Why Does This Movie Exist?” (tie)
“Life Itself” / “Gotti”
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