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Perhaps the best thing about the internet – outside of heavily discounted retail shopping and adult films (err, or so I’ve heard) – is that it serves as a vessel for white people white people-ing for the world’s amusement and disgust. Not for nothing, they really seem to be giving us a lot to consume these days and here are the latest six examples.
6An eviction from ya mama
In an incident that wouldn’t be out of place on the old-school Montel Williams show, Michael Rotondo became part of perhaps the most high-profile eviction ever when his parents, Mark and Christina Rotondo, took their 30-year-old son to court to get him legally removed from their house in New York state because he wouldn’t leave on his own.
Apparently, the parents provided Rotondo with several formal notices and an offer of more than $1,000 in cash to find somewhere else to live. Seems pretty generous to me considering that, in most black families I know, “formal notices” would be substituted for “threats of imminent violence.”
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Dude looks like he plays Fortnite until 4 a.m. every night and Sharpies his name on the Sunny D in the fridge, so should it come as no surprise to anyone that he’s been getting over on the two people who love him the most. Apparently content with never feeling the touch of a woman again, Rotondo is milking this thing for all it’s worth, even making appearances on national media to tell his weak-ass side of the story.
A part of me doesn’t feel bad for the parents since they raised an unrepentantly trifling child content with being a dingleberry on the body politic. On the other hand, as someone who has jumped through the expensive and stressful hoops of evicting deadbeats from a building, I have nothing but disdain for Chunky Jesus and I wish for him all the bad things.
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