Planters Introduces Baby Nut At Super Bowl And Twitter Goes Into Meltdown
While some were still rejoicing over the late Mr. Peanut’s death, the spokesnut has been brought back by the gods (of Planters’ marketing department) in the form of the much…
Mr. Peanut Apparently Died, And Everyone Thinks He’s In Hell
Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe, the infamous legume traitor known more commonly as “Mr. Peanut,” was murdered by a marketing team on Wednesday. He was 104. But that’s not what Planters, one…