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Here at NewsOne, we have reported on our share of confusing Karens, perplexing pale people, and ridiculous racists, but even we don’t know what to make of a white woman suspected of driving drunk, who played the reverse race card while talking herself into an arrest she had already avoided.
Meet Christina Laboy.
Laboy was recently stopped by police officers in Palm Beach County, Florida, who accused her of “going well over 100 miles per hour and…swerving all over the road.” Despite her alleged reckless driving, one of the officers, who appeared to be Black, told her — after she had begged them to let her go so she could get to her son’s football game— they didn’t have enough evidence to arrest her for DUI and they were all set to let her go on about her way.
That is, until Laboy — as in, “Labooooy, this white woman is either stupid or drunk or stupidly drunk” — decided to launch into a racist verbal attack, which ultimately escalated into a physical attack on the cops who were going to let her go.
“I don’t know if it’s a black and white factor here, ’cause you guys play that card,” Laboy inexplicably told the officers.
“That’s so disrespectful, on so many levels,” a female officer replied, defending her partner.
Christina Laboy — for reasons unfathomable to any Black person who has experienced being unable to talk themselves out of police harassment no matter how polite they are — just kept on pushing the officers’ buttons while getting increasingly belligerent, aggressive and racist AF.
“I’m gonna record it, George Floyd, yup,” she said to the Black officer. “Don’t you dare disrespect me. You don’t know who I am but you’re about to find out.” (Record what? THEY WERE LETTING YOU GO, PAMELA! Also, was she calling herself or the Black cop George Floyd? TF is even going on here?)
Laboy then reportedly called her son to pick her up, and she can be heard on the phone continuing to berate the police officers she could have been miles away from by then.
“This little b**** wants to talk s*** to me and as soon as I started recording she shut her mouth,” she said while on the phone.
“You don’t f****** know me b****. You little b****. I have a good heart,” she then shouts at the officers.
Christina Laboy then proceeded to threaten the female officer, saying, ‘F*** the s*** on you, you little f****** douchebag.”(I don’t know what that even means. Sometomes when white people cuss you out it’s hard to even get offended because they’re just so comically Caucasian while doing it.)
The threat Laboy leveled at the officer was apparently (at long last) the remark that crossed the line and resulted in the Black officer whipping out the handcuffs to arrest her.
As seen in the video, Laboy, who, at this point, doesn’t seem to be remotely aware that she is being recorded, immediately got apologetic, and when that didn’t work, she accused the Black officer of sexual harassment as she was led to the patrol car.
“Have a seat or you’re going to be tased,” the officer warns her. “You’re making it worse, have a seat.”
As the officers force her into the back of the vehicle, Laboy kicks at them.
“She can get one count of battery, one count of resist and one count of corruption by threat,” an officer can be heard saying.
Seriously — have you ever seen a Karen misunderstand the assignment like this?
Most Karens weaponize white woman tears in order to put a Black person who was just minding their own business in a cop’s crosshairs.
This is some kind of Bizarro Karen who weaponized white woman tears against herself while racially attacking a Black cop who was trying his damndest to mind his own business and let her leave and mind hers.
Mind you, Laboy reportedly failed the roadside sobriety test that the officers had administered, and she was still about to skate without so much as a ticket. This woman had white privilege on steroids and she still managed to end up handcuffed in the back of a squad car.
Anyway, the viral video footage of Laboy’s extra-caucasified headassery continued once she and the officers got to the police station.
“Let go of me right now, because you’re f***** Black and I’m white. Let go of me right now,” she insists.
“I was fine before that b**** got in my face,” she continued, referencing the female officer
Then, while in the booking area, Laboy made a remark that proved, even while directly recognizing the irony of her situation, she still couldn’t see how being white is what helped her avoid arrest as long as she did, not what ultimately got her arrested.
“It’s funny because I am the only white person,” she said.
Yeah, well — *heavy spiritual negro sigh* — YOU’RE PROBABLY ALSO THE ONLY PERSON WHO FOUGHT COPS WHO WERE LETTING YOU LEAVE UNTIL THEY CHANGED THEIR MIND AND ARRESTED YOU, SARAH-LEE!!!”
“It’s everything to do with the color of my skin,” she said defiantly (and irrationally). “I’m not answering nothing,”
Christina Laboy was charged with simple assault, assault on specified personnel, corruption by threat of a public servant and resisting an officer with violence, according to police documents.
Just — wow!
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