Donald Trump offers new alternative facts to explain his problems

Meanwhile, he still has to deal with Congress over the federal budget.

A new way for Mexico to pay for the wall

Trump won’t have much time to seethe at his allies in the Senate if he wants to keep the government up and running through the holidays.

“I often stated, ‘One way or the other, Mexico is going to pay for the Wall,’ ” Trump said on Twitter. “This has never changed. Our new deal with Mexico (and Canada), the USMCA, is so much better than the old, very costly & anti-USA NAFTA deal, that just by the money we save, MEXICO IS PAYING FOR THE WALL!”

But the reality is far different.

The trade deal hasn’t been ratified by Congress yet. And even if it is ratified, a trade deal doesn’t necessarily flood the federal coffers with money.

Is the US going to be able to use the NAFTA replacement — the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement — to pay for the wall?

“We’re not,” said Phil Levy, a senior fellow at the Chicago Council on Global Affairs. He ticked through possible revenue from a trade deal — either directly through higher tariffs or indirectly via tax revenue from increased economic activity. There’s nothing to suggest the USMCA will land the government a windfall on either count.

Even if Mexico did start pumping money into the USMCA after it passes, Levy said, that doesn’t mean it would go to the wall.

“There’s nothing that earmarks this type of money for a wall,” he said. “Your income taxes or corporate taxes — they go into general revenue. But it’s still the budget process that determines where those funds go.”

And it’s that budget process that has Trump stymied.

Someone in Washington will have to blink over the $5 billion the President has demanded and Republicans who control the House for less than a month can’t deliver.

Democrats, measuring the drapes in House leadership offices they’ll soon occupy, aren’t in a giving mood since Trump wants the money to declare victory on a border wall they have vowed to fight.

The President drew the line in the middle of the Oval Office earlier this week when he all but dared soon-to-be House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer into shutdown mode by pointing out they had been blamed for a brief shutdown in January.

That’s mostly true, but they had forced the shutdown over how to protect the children of undocumented immigrants raised in the US who Trump had stripped of a temporary protected status. Now, those people have been abandoned during the spending negotiations.

Instead, the issue is the $5 billion Trump wants to beef up border security and start building his long-promised wall on the Mexico border. His tweet that Mexico would pay through the USMCA wasn’t an entirely new argument, but — timed immediately after he promised a shutdown — it felt like the beginning of an out before parts of the government run out of money December 21 — the same day Trump could get out of the White House and travel down to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas.

Crimes that aren’t crimes

Trump’s view of the legal problems faced by former members of his inner circle is no less inventive.

“He made a deal to embarrass me,” Trump said.

Waving printouts of conservative opinion pieces at Faulkner, he said the payment made by the National Enquirer’s parent company, American Media Inc., to “catch and kill” a story about his alleged affair with Playboy model Karen McDougal didn’t come from him or his company, so he couldn’t have been involved.

Trump has denied having an affair with McDougal.

Cohen, his onetime fixer and lieutenant, is now — in Trump’s telling to Fox News — a lawyer who “did very low-level work.” According to Cohen’s guilty pleas, that work included orchestrating the payoff. Separately, Cohen was working to get a Trump Tower built in Moscow and trading on Trump’s cachet as a political figure to do it.

“I never instructed him to do anything wrong,” Trump said in the Fox interview. “Whatever he did he did on his own. He’s a lawyer.”

Again, reality differs. Trump says the payments are not crimes, but Cohen is headed to prison. The President says Cohen was a low-level employee who once did him a favor. In truth, Cohen was a top lieutenant who spoke on behalf of his former boss and sought out business deals.

Another former aide who flipped on Trump, onetime national security adviser Michael Flynn, got better treatment from the President in the interview, in part, perhaps, because he thinks Flynn is stronger than Cohen but also because he doesn’t know what Flynn told the special counsel’s office.

“I don’t even know what he said about me,” Trump said of Flynn. “Maybe they scared him enough he’ll make up a story.”

If Flynn says the President did anything wrong, Trump will surely have his own story to explain it away.